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Wear it on a chilly morning walk, at a casual get-together, or when you want to let your sarcastic side show.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis sweatshirt sits comfortably in everyday life: throw it on for coffee runs, late-night porch hangs, or a relaxed dog-walk where the opossum’s expression sparks laughs. It pairs easily with jeans or joggers, layering well under a jacket without losing its embroidered detail. The stitched design reads as handcrafted and a little rebellious—an inside joke for anyone who appreciates critter humor and subtle, durable craftsmanship.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidered design available left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for durable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG used for other prints\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU 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